Saturday, July 4, 2009

Smile Like A Doughnut

Because we are just that bored

Infinity Auto Insurance is a total ripoff!!!!

We as a social networking world now have a voice and a way to fight these shitty assholes who only care about their bottom line and I aim to prove it. Look out Infinity, prepare to find articles about your shitty practices all over the world you fucking dicks!

Fuck You Chrysler, And Your Peapod

Are we fucking kidding? I know, I know. You shouldn’t start a post like that. You’re supposed to explain the situation first, then digress into you’re opinion. But FUCK! Are we really that stupid? Seriously, America. If we don’t stand up and put an end to this shit, we will all be speaking Korean within [...]

Sham-Ouch damn you’re dumb!

So, you can create a multi-million dollar business, pitching crappy products.  You can spend your nights having fun and enjoying the money that you are making.  You can travel and spend your time abroad enjoying the finer things in life.  You can do all of these things but you can’t effin leave a hooker alone?  [...]

Drinkin Beer - Good for Boner…um I mean bone strength!

Fuck!!!! Finally some research that fucking makes sense. Scientists are now saying that drinking booze every day may help increase bone strength ( no we are not talking about “BONERS”). Now, these researchers are saying that beer or wine is the best thing to drink to increase bone strength. Surprisingly I don’t have an issue with drinking beer every damn day. As a matter of fact, I already do that and now I find that I am actually improving my health by fucking drinking beer. I am sick of all of the negative people focusing on the negatives of drinking, it’s about fucking time someone decided to mention the upside to drinking.

Going Green is Expensive!

Couple that thought with the fact that many scientists believe that within the next 100 years the Earth is going to bashed by a fucking asteroid and then all of the going green is fucking pointless anyway. If we can predict that the world won’t be here by the year 300 then why bother trying to fix what’s already fucked up? I say the only thing that should be a determining factor in product creation should be cost of production.

Monkey in a Bar.

So this guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He sits at the bar and orders a drink
As soon as he starts drinking, the monkey goes nuts.
He starts jumpin on the bar, picks up a lemon wedge and eats it,
He finds a cherry and eats it.
The bartender is watching all this and thinking “damn this monkey is crazy”
This continues for a while with the monkey eating everything in sight until…
The monkey jumps on the pool table, picks up a ball and eats it.

Big Blue Penis

 
So this weekend I thought it would be cool to take my 8 year old son to see ‘The Watchmen.’
Now, before you go all ape shit on me for taking my son to see such a violent film, please note that I make use of a skill that will prevent such scenes from having a [...]

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